does anybody actually use the new tumblr search function or do we all kind of grumpily put up with having to change the url from “search” to “tagged”
her mouth is a cathedral
you go there to confess your sins
and have them forgiven
her thighs are the altar
where you worship her
her hips are holy
when you touch them
you feel cleansed
and full of fire simultaneously
she is a goddess
she is terrifying
with hands like silk and sandpaper
she is the place you go to sin
she is the place you go to repent
someone should have told you
not to love this way
you cannot love people like they
don’t make their own mistakes
some people do not want to be worshipped
some people do not want to
some people do not want
to be the place you go to find God
there’s a special place in hell reserved for people that make gay porn gifs and don’t source them like “here’s some shit i captured from this cool porno and also some blue balls for your faggot ass”
I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series.
Damn you learn something everyday.
Now tell me what Captain Hook’s name was before the crocodile bit his hand off.
Please. I have questioned this for years.
Hook. He is Captain James Hook. It’s his NAME. Though he’s British so it’s probably actually spelled like Hooke or something. But Hook genuinely is his name.
Other Neat Disney Names:
The Evil Queen in Snow White is named Queen Grimhilde.
The Stepmother from Cinderella is Lady Tremaine.
The Beast from Beauty and the Beast is named Prince Adam.
fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis.
It’s not ironic if it actively celebrates what it’s condemning.
just wanted to put that out there