Perry should next run for President of Iran. #executioner-in-charge

1 year ago on 25 July 2013 @ 1:48pm 66 notes


Here’s to a future Blue Texas.

1 year ago on 8 July 2013 @ 3:34pm 112 notes

Pundits say Perry can recover from presidential defeat


Gov. Rick Perry returns to Texas with his political reputation diminished and his electoral record marred by his first defeats at the ballot box.

Whether that will limit his effectiveness as governor — or dampen his ambitions — will be closely monitored at the Texas Capitol in the coming months.

2 years ago on 20 January 2012 @ 12:26pm 6 notes

Rick Perry Dropped out of the Presidential race


Sadly the possibility that he could run for governor of Texas still exists. :C  

2 years ago on 19 January 2012 @ 11:20pm 833 notes


Running for re-election as Texas governor “is certainly a strong option as would be maybe doing this again in four years if the president wins,” communications director Ray Sullivan said after Perry’s announcement.

Photo by Luke Sharrett THE NEW YORK TIMES


2 years ago on 19 January 2012 @ 1:41pm 31 notes
Therefore today I am suspending my campaign and endorsing Newt Gingrich for president of the United States.

Gov. Rick Perry (via austinstatesman)

Praise Jeezus! And what a wonderful way to further destroy Newt’s campaign! It’s like a gift from Heaven.

2 years ago on 19 January 2012 @ 11:53am 66 notes

What Your Choice In Republican Presidential Candidate Says About You.


  • Mitt Romney.
    You think that irony is only something that pennies taste like. You feel nothing in your heart when you hold a baby. 
  • Ron Paul.
    You live by the motto ‘substance over style’ as an excuse to wear sweatpants with New Balance sneakers every day for every occasion.
  • Rick Santorum.
    When you cut yourself shaving baby spiders and a howling wind come out.
  • Jon Huntsman.
    You look like the white person in a Tyler Perry movie and your wife is tired of you putting that fucking Norah Jones CD on literally every time you make love to her.
  • Newt Gingrich.
    You look more like your political cartoons than your political cartoons. The only thing you have ever committed to is your haircut.
  • Rick Perry.
    Stephen Baldwin’s impression of Alec Baldwin’s impression of George W. Bush.
2 years ago on 8 January 2012 @ 5:02pm 505 notes

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates:

  • Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
  • Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
  • Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
  • Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
  • Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
  • Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
  • Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
  • Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
2 years ago on 28 December 2011 @ 9:15pm 28,620 notes


White, Christian, Heterosexual. Oppressed.

(via For Lack of a Better Comic)

2 years ago on 17 December 2011 @ 11:33pm 2,610 notes
The song for this video was also written by a gay composer…
2 years ago on 14 December 2011 @ 7:55pm 30 notes