AU: James and Lily live.
#thEY COULD HAVE HAD A NICE LIFE#James letting two year old Harry ride in front of him on his broomstick#LILY SHOWING HARRY HOW TO BAKE THE MUGGLE WAY BECAUSE SHE THINKS IT TASTES BETTER AND NOT TO LISTEN TO HIS FATHER BECAUSE HE’S AN IDIOT#And Harry will ask if he’s an idiot why did you marry him#and she’ll just shrug and say that he got under her skin enough that she couldn’t let him go#And James told himself he wouldn’t write to Harry at school because he wasn’t going to be that kind of annoying dad#bUT HE DOES AND SOMETIMES HE AND SIRIUS GO TO HOGSMEADE AND JUST SO HAPPEN TO RUN INTO HARRY#GODFUCKINGDAMMIT I HATE IT ALL
“I am sorry to disappoint you, but I am stronger than I look.”
Anthony Anderson on Chopped S017E16, soooo wrong
Sweaty meat is actually my favorite kind. Om nom nom. ;)
RIIIIIGHT because females only gain agency through male involvement.
The movie would quickly lose direction without a large male role.
I mean, it’s not like anything interesting has EVER happened to girls.
You also don’t want to name a film AFTER a female character because then how would it ever do well with both general audiences?
Honestly, you’re right. The film would turn into nothing but two hours of girls braiding each other’s hair and other girly things because that’s all those silly girls are ever capable of. Hahaha! Girls!
I can only hope that in someday in the future girls evolve to be interesting enough to have more expansive roles in films.