LITA, YAAAAS, LITA!!!
Marking out, ngl.
Beyoncé | XO. ♥
you’ve heard of hard femme? now it’s time for soft masc
- wear flannel only in pastel colors
- weave flowers into your beard
- instead of studding your leather jacket, try adding stickers!
- sew doilies onto fucking everything
- wear boat shoes only in pastels and neons
- floral print workboots
- pretty bandannas or nice colored ponytail holders if you have long hair
- try a lil nail polish from time to time
- pretty quilts laid over the seats in your truck
- add a little pizzazz to your hunting gear by patching it with floral print flannel when you inevitably put holes in the knees and elbows
- paint some flowers on your tractor
So, this is actually me
Mako knocks Raleigh down a few pegs while the Wei Triplets in the background are just loving it (Stacker nods in solemn agreement).
#AND HE STILL LOOKS AT HER LIKE SHE’S MADE OF SUNSHINE AND KITTENS
So… what if AJ brings back the women’s championship and starts talking about how none of the other Divas are in her league, etc. etc., feud ensues… then, a few weeks later, eerie things start happening. Then, right before the next PPV, during a Divas match, suddenly the first bone-chilling tremble of Kharma’s theme plays. The lights go out and when they come back on, Kharma is standing in the ring and delivers the Implant Buster to whoever, signifying her triumphant return.
What? I can dream.
EPIC MTV VMAs moment with @mdna and @Courtney 1995.